Have a great weekend…

This came across my inbox so here’s a little humor to start your weekend.

1. I think part of best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. Was learning cursive really necessary?

6. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

7. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

8. Bad decisions make good stories.

9. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

10. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection . . . again.

11. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word, and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

12. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

13. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay

14. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

15. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

16. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

17. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey, but I’d bet  everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

About Craig Thompson

I am a young professional with two great sons, and I work in the healthcare setting. I am employed in hospital administration and serve as Chief Operating Officer at Golden Valley Memorial Healthcare in Clinton, Missouri. These are challenging and exciting times in healthcare and my blog will focus on healthcare, raising boys or being raised by boys, and living in mid America.
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